How My Father Died Because Of ONE CHANCE PRANKS

It was the first day of April in the year of our Lord .my favorite day of the year! The day I get to make a fool of everybody and anybody that falls into my trap that day.

  My name is Dare, I am 22 years old, I reside here in Lagos and I hope to become a musician one day. Let me not bore you with details of my mischievous personality but one thing I have decided to always tell people about me each time I get the chance to do so is that I love pranks .this has been the only reason why everybody including my parents always check the time each time I say good morning to them (no jokes about that                                              

                

I always laugh at them and feel like I was lording over them making it difficult for them to know when am serious and when from when am playing pranks) little did I know that I was only creating a death trap for my self. 

       

On this faithful April fool day I walked towards my first target who was no one else but my dad as I approached him I greeted him and told him that I just got expelled from school and that I have been told not to come back as there is no amount of pleading that was going to change their mind . as expected of any father who has done everything within his power to ensure that his first and only son goes to school my father got angry but not before he gave me a dirty slap and asked me to leave his presence. I left thinking of how quick the prank got to him .my dad who always claims to be wise is after all a simple April fool!                                             

  Then I moved on to my friend James who was my next target but it seems like he was already prepared for me that day as all attempts to prank him was to no avail. We hung out with friends and continued playing pranks on people until late afternoon when I received a call from my mother for over 20 minutes she was talking and crying raining abuses on me all the while I could not drop the phone on her which was unlike me neither could I make out what she was saying the only thing I could hear her say was you have killed your father, you have finally succeeded in killing him/ wait, did she just say my father is dead.

    I ran as fast as my legs could carry me to our family hospital and found my uncles and even the nurses looking at me like a cannibal that just came out of cannibal holocaust I did not nee anyone to tell me that my dad was dead and yes he died from high blood pressure after I told him that I was expelled from school .brethren today I am fatherless all because I loved to play pranks .

    To anyone reading this post please be careful how you prank!!